jus a bunch of random questions?
9:11 am in Car insurance by The Broker
-Why doesn’t McDonald’s sell hotdogs?
-At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
-What is Satan’s last name?
-Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.
-Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don’t have toes?
-If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?
-Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says “Not available in all states”?
-If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
-If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
-If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say “no”?
-Do they bury people with their braces on?
-How far east can you go before you’re heading west?
-How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
-Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
-If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
-If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.
-Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
-If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
-Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
-If pro and con are opposites, wouldn’t the opposite of progress be congress?
-Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don’t taste or smell anything like it.
-If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
-If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
-Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
-If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver’s license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?
-What’s the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
I-f a transvesite goes missing, would youu put their face on a carton of Half and Half?
-Why is the Lone Ranger called ‘Lone’ if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
-When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
-Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
-If a baby’s leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn’t come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
-In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather “macaroni”?
-Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
-Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
-Do they have the word “dictionary” in the dictionary?
-Can you daydream at night?
-Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
-Can crop circles be square?
-If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don’t they fall through the floor?
-Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
-When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
-Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
-Can animals commit suicide?
-What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
-If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
-How can something be “new” and “improved”? if it’s new, what was it improving on?
-Why aren’t drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?
-When two people marry, they say, “you may kiss the bride”. What do they say if two MEN get married?
-Why is it that when we “skate on thin ice”, we can “get in hot water”?
-Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?
-If laughter is the best medicine, who’s the idiot who said they ‘died laughing’?
-If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
-Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
-Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.
-Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
-Why are they called ‘Jolly Ranchers’? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?
-Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Can a short person “talk down” to a taller person?
-If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
-If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated?
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DXCENAHARDY said on November 16, 2010
i cant say them all
jeez
Guinea Pig Owners said on November 16, 2010
Hahaha
Nancy said on November 16, 2010
If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
no, only people who have hair have to.
I think
millegas08 said on November 16, 2010
i have all the answers on a word document. Y! won’t let me put them all down. email me and i’ll get them 2 u if u want
ily <3 said on November 16, 2010
Why doesn’t McDonald’s sell hotdogs? – because they’re too lazy
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? – both, no sharing
What is Satan’s last name? – Who?
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway. – because they’re paied to
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don’t have toes?
– up their bum
If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony? – only if someone else but you sees it
Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says “Not available in all states”? – because it’s not available in all states
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity? – no, you’d float back up
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin? – only if they kill whomever’s around and steals their money
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say “no”? – you’d be shot
Do they bury people with their braces on? – only on mars
How far east can you go before you’re heading west? 38493 miles
How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion? – (this one, i don’t know)
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves? – they go to other dentists because if they did it them self, it’d rape
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling? – triple home run
If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states. – possibly
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball? – because they don’t have eye hand cooradination
If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP? – only if guys think it’s sexy
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron? -no, they’re smart
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn’t the opposite of progress be congress? – yeppers
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don’t taste or smell anything like it. – because they’re cool that way
If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin? – it depends if the guy under her bed did it to the other girl
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? – only if they are guilty
Is it rude for a deaf peron to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food? – yes, but only if the deaf person is hungry
If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver’s license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired? – um?
What’s the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
- normal ketchup is normal, fancy ketchup is fancy
If a transvesite goes missing, would youu put their face on a carton of Half and Half? – no, on coffee mate
Why is the Lone Ranger called ‘Lone’ if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him? – because back then Indians weren’t worth anything
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny? – because the weather can’t make up its mind
Are eyebrows considered facial hair? – eye facial hair
If a baby’s leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn’t come out until 12:01, which day was he born on? – the third day
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather “macaroni”? – the feather
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions? – yep, 1000000 per day
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? – because the noofies can’t tell the difference between square and circles
Do they have the word “dictionary” in the dictionary? – no, probably not
Can you daydream at night? – no, it’s called nightdreaming
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it? – because they couldn’t put it anywhere els
Can crop circles be square? – crop squares
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don’t they fall through the floor? – they wear invisible baloons on their arm to keep them up
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic? – yes
When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible? – no
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? – umm??
Can animals commit suicide? – if they see my face
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant? – take