Before i begin i want to remind everyone that this is all for fun & in no way bashing wrestling. Consider this as a version of Celebrity deathmatch. Welcome To Fantasy Great American Bash. hope you enjoy. We go right to the 1st match of the evening. 1) Women’s match Erin The Esurance Gal Vs Wwe Women’s Champ Poison Ivy= It was a good opener as Erin was determined to win the title. Erin hit Ivy with the Erinfaction & had the pin but was distracted by Buttercup. As the Ref tried to get her out the ring Cud’s Women Champ Kim Possible entered the ring & hit Erin with her belt. she also hit Ivy leaving both of them knocked out. Ref turned around & counted to 10 & declared the match a no contest since neither one got up before the count of 10. An angry Erin charged Possible as both fought all the way back up the ramp while Ivy & Buttercup look on laughing. 2) Samuri Jack & Barney Vs ivan Drago & Satan= A wild but good match. Barney had Satan in the figure 4 & Satan submitted. Brb part 2
Drago cheapshotted Barney with a knockout punch after the match & ran off with Satan while Jack gave them an angry stare. 3) Wwe Cruiserweight Champ Slimey Vs Beatown Cruiserweigt Champ Jane= Both belts are on the line in this match. as Jane was coming down the ramp she was attacked from behind by Daphne who stunned her with a shock stick. As the Ref tried to get Daphne out Slimey’s friend Oscar came from under the ring & hit Jane with a trashcan. Oscar put an unconcious Jane in the ring & called the ref. Ref got back in the ring as Slimey covered Jane for the 1 -2- 3 pin. Winner & Still Wwe Cruiserweigght Champ & now Beatdown’s Cruiserweight champ Slimey. I told u i would get u back laughed slimey as he left the ring with both belts. 4) Wwe Tag Champs Stewie & Brain Griffin Vs Barry Bonds & Roger Clemens= A very good tag match. Stewie had bonds pinned after the Stewie kick but the Ref was pulled out the ring by Jabba The Hutt. From the crowd Officer Barbrady entered the ring. brbpt3
Meanwhile his team of the Tinkerbells(Big Gay Al & Mr Garrison) attacked Brian outside the ring while Barbrady hit Stewie with his nightstick. Jabba finally left & as the Ref entered the ring he saw Clemens covering Stewie. he counted to three. New Wwe Tag Champs. Roger Clemens & Barry Bonds. As the new Champs left the Tinkerbells entered the ring & put dresses & lipstick on Stewie & Brain. They left laughing at the humiliated former Champs. 5)Odie Vs Pikachu Vs Ecw Champ Tony The Tiger in a 3 way barbed wire match= as expected an ugly bloody match as all 3 where bleeding after they used the barbed wire on each other. Pikachu had the pin on Tony but was broken up by Odie. From outside the ring Jabba used hedge clippers to cut some barbed wire. Jolly Green Giant attacked Jabba & they fought up the ramp. Tony picked up the loose barbed wire & put it around the eyes of Odiepulling with all his might. before Pika could do anything Raichu pulled him out the ring & attacked him. brb pt4
The Ref fearing that Odie was going to lose his sight stopped the match & gave the victory to Tony. Still Ecw Champ Tony The Tiger. Tony put the barbed wire around Odie’s eyes again & kicked the Ref. Suddenly from the crowd came the return of snuffy who attacked Tony with a steel chair running him out the ring. Wtf is wrong with u? U was never liek this an angry Snuffy yelled as a bloodied tony raised his belt but as he was doing that an angry Pika knocked him out with the ringbell . he then joined Snuffy to see how odie was doing. he ended up being stretchered out. main event time 6) Great War cage match King Cookie- Kermit- George Foreman- Kool Aid guy-Heathcliff Vs Kim Jong-Garfield-Hugo Chavez-Mike Tyson-Eduardo=all 10 entered the ring & the match was on. As expected a bloody main event as all 10 where bleeding. Foreman was the first to be cuffed after Eduardo gave him a muscle buster. Tyson was the next eliminated after Heathcliff hit him with his kendo stick. Brb with part 5
Eduardo was next cuffed after King cookie rammed his head on the handcuffs & Cookie cuffed him before he recovered. Heathcliff was cuffed after Garfield was handed powder by Daphne who used it to blind Heathcliff. Chavez was next to be cuffed after Heathcliff tripped Chavez into Kermit who gave him the frogcracker & cuffed him. As Kermit was celebrating he was lasagna rolled by Garfield & him & Jong cuffed him. It came down to Cookie-Kool Aid guy Vs Jong & Garfield. Daphne hit the Ref with a chair & stole the key to the cage. Kool gave Jong a Kool Aid Bottom & was about to cuff Jong but Daphne low blowed Kool & he ended up cuffed. Miss Piggy then entered the cage & hit Daphne with Heathcliff’s kendo stick & then hit Jong. Cookie then gave Jong the Cookie Driver & cuffed Jong. garfield Lasagna rolled Piggy which made Cookie go ballistic on Garfield. Big Bird entered the ring & tried to hit cookie with his fork but he ducked & hit Garfield instead. Cookie rammed bird into the cage brb
Cookie used Birds fork & stabbed Garfield repeatedly in his forehead. he finally Gave him the cookie Driver & cuffed garfield to win the first ever great war for his team. As stipulated the winning eam had 5 mins to beat up the cuffed losersAfter cookie uncuffed the rest of his team they grabbed weapons & started beating on Jong’s team with no mercy. Cookie took special pleasure in beating Garfield with a kendo stick. Bird just left as his team was being beaten. After the 5 mins all of Jong’s team was beaten & knocked out. As cookie raised the hands of the winner without warning Kermit hit Cookie with the Frog Cracker while Foreman knocked out Heathcliff while Piggy low blowed Cool Aid guy. I told u this was our last night Cookie. Now that we won our partnership is over. Piggy will come with me where she will be safe from you. Show ends as Foreman-Kermit-Piggy raised their hands while Cookie & Cool stared at them. Again for fun only. Hope u enjoyed & enjoy the rest of the weekend.